Few days ago, I received a worth-to-read e-mail from my friend. A set of Jokes, but an elegant one: The words contain wisdom that invites us to rethink about and reflect on our very life. Enjoy!
- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
- I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
- Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
- Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
- One should love animals. They are so tasty.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
- Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
- Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today
- 'Your future depends on your dreams.' So go to sleep
- There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
- 'Hard work never killed anybody.' But why take the risk?
- 'Work fascinates me' - I can look at it for hours
- The more you learn, the more you know; The more you know, the more you forget; The more you forget, the less you know.; So.. why learn?
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say?
