Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Lessons in Logic

Few days ago, I received a worth-to-read e-mail from my friend. A set of Jokes, but an elegant one: The words contain wisdom that invites us to rethink about and reflect on our very life. Enjoy!
  1. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
  2. I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
  3. Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
  4. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  5. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  6. How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
  7. Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
  8. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  9. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  10. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  11. The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
  12. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  13. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today
  14. 'Your future depends on your dreams.' So go to sleep
  15. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
  16. 'Hard work never killed anybody.' But why take the risk?
  17. 'Work fascinates me' - I can look at it for hours
  18. The more you learn, the more you know; The more you know, the more you forget; The more you forget, the less you know.; So.. why learn?
  19. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say?

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